Ladies, it’s been a long time coming for this REVOLUTION. We (men) have been oppressed for many years to submit to your authority over this household fixture. This is a sacred fixture where many men find inspiration, solitude, and the meaning of life. I want to salute the lone soldier who posted this notice in our “temporary” church location (St. Martin High School) mens restroom.

“One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.”