Twitter Etiquette

This post as been a long time coming after been subjected to what I like to call “twitter abuse”. Twitter abuse can come in many different forms, such as: excessive tweets, tweeting outside of normal waking hours, excessively long tweets, and the list goes on. I’ve warned several of the people I follow of this, but they seem not to listen or care about the abuse. So, I’ve scoured the web and have assembled as list of rules for “Twitter Etiquette.”

1. Never send more than 140 characters. What part of 140 chars do you not understand? The 140-character limitation leads to concise thought– if you need to tweet 5 times in a row (and they’re not @ someone else), write a blog entry.
2. Spread out your tweets. Don’t tweet five times in a row (though I think we have all done it before). Consider quality vs. quantit.
3. Limit your daily tweets to 10-15. For God sake most people or only awake for 16 hours a day and I don’t need to know what you are doing in 15 minute intervals. Twittering 30-plus times an hour pushes other people’s messages off followers’ homepages, and sends mobiles into convulsive twit-fits (to say nothing of excessive SMS charges). If you have a lot to say, but still want to engage with followers without alienating them, consider making more liberal use of DMs. Also, don’t you occasionally need to use the restroom? Please don’t take your phone in there. Thanks.
4. Keep private conversations private. If you’re deciding what movie to see with your girlfriend, no one else needs to receive those updates. If someone is not following both parties in the conversation then you only get half of the info. DMs are a better option in these scenarios.
5. Remember everyone can hear you.
6. What’s rude in life is rude on Twitter.
7. Plug moderately. Lots of people ignore this guideline, but if you’re almost exclusively using Twitter to plug your blog posts, events, or products, or to ask people to vote for one of your projects, you’ll lose some followers.
8. Content, content, content. For me, at least, seeing a bunch of “ME TOO!” and “YEAH!” twitters are a big turnoff. Interacting with other Twitter users is important, but I want to see your thoughts, too. Don’t think it’s silly to post what you’re having for dinner, or what you’re doing at work. Just post!
9. Block mass followers. They seem to be peddling porn, or stealing other people’s tweets, or worse. Block them, so that they can’t see your tweets or find other people to follow from your list. The more you twitter, the more you attract these types. It’s sort of gratifying to block them.
10. Leave when you want. If you want to stop following someone, stop. There’s no need to send a breakup note. Unless you’re having Twitter sex.

Wait. Do people have Twitter sex? Yeah, of course they do. Direct messages (from a secret Twitter account) are an ingenious way to communicate with slightly creepy, but intriguing, one-night-stands. Besides, what dedicated Twitter user remembers their own cell number?

There’s my compiled list. If I’m following you consider this your warning!

You can return to your mobile devices now. People are wondering what you’re doing.

Chase The Goose

For some reason I’ve read more books in the last year than I’ve read in my lifetime. I wanted to share some quick thoughts on a book I recently finished. “Wild Goose Chase: Reclaim the Adventure of Pursuing God” written by Mark Batterson, who is the paster at National Community Church in Washington, D.C.

This is another phenomenal book in the line books I’ve recently finished. In the book, Mark addresses six “cages” or circumstances that keep us from the Wild Goose and the life He has for us. Mark really challenges us to step out or break free from whatever “cage” that is keeping us from the spiritual adventure God has destined for us. Whether it is responsibility, routine, assumptions, guilt, failure, or fear, I believe all of us can identify with one, if not all, of the circumstances that are holding us back from passionately pursuing God.

So stop being a spectator. Go buy the book and read it! I promise when you are finished you will be challenged to: stop “maintaing the status quo”, and start living today “like it is the first and the last day of your life.”

Crumbs

I’ve posted before about Perry Noble and Newspring Chruch, but just wanted to share a video clip from last weeks message that kicked off the new series named “Beautiful”. This new series is totally geared toward women, so if you are a lady check out this message and stay tuned in to this series. If you are a guy you might also want to pay close attention as well, because as we all know, Perry is going to “tell it like it is”. I’ll stop typing to you can check out this clip of Perry from this past week. If you want to check out the rest of the service/message then go to www.Newspring.cc



Beautiful_01 Crumbs Outtake from NewSpring Media on Vimeo.

Do you have It


I recently finished a fantastic book “It: How churches and leaders can get it and keep it” by Craig Groeschel, who is the lead pastor at LifeChurch.tv. I would recommend this book to anyone who is any sort of leadership position, whether it be ministry, secular, staff, volunteer, high or low level leadership. Craig really lays out some great fundamentals for leadership and how to strategically apply them in your organization or circle of influence. Craig hits it home by showing that; if you don’t have It, then get It, if you’ve got It, then keep and share It, and if you’ve lost It, then get it back. In the book Craig never defines what It might be for your ministry or organization, but does state that It only comes from God.

If you are in leadership go buy this book and read it cover to cover. Once you’ve read it, read it again!

I once was blind

My iSight is back working

I’m totally stoked! I’ve been without my iSight for several months, but somehow it started working again today. I’m not sure if it was me dropping my computer yesterday or uninstalling parallels that fixed things. Well all I know is…I once was blind, but now iSee.